Squirrels, Raccoons n Skunks are Lookin for a Home…

Raccoon s n Skunks will often hang out. I Guess You Could Say They Dig Each other’s Staaaank. Till It Comes Down to it, Then The Raccoon Usually Wins. It’s Sad to Say but, Skunk Babies are easy target for a Raccoon.  The Skunk Babies are very defenseless and an  easy target for any Raccoon,…

It’s Early Morning I Hear Noises in My Ceiling!

If It’s Early Morning and You are Hearing Noises in Your Ceiling It’s Likely That You Have Birds, Squirrels, Rats, Mice or Chipmunks. It’s To Small of a Space in-between Floors for it to be a Raccoon….It Could Also Be Bats. The Best thing to Do is Call (226)600-5597 The Best thing to Do is Call (226)600-5597…

So Johnny Squirrel and Raccoon Joey ….

Climbed in through the Roof Vents of an Old Hotel in Cambridge… There Was a Colony of Bats Runnin the Joint… They Moe-s-y’d Up to the Bar … Joey Raccoon Asked “What’s On Tap?” Johnny Squirrel Asked ” Hey…. ya Got any Nuts?”  Raccoon Chimed in “Ya Any Mice Around?” I’m Starve’n?” “Sit on Down…

(226) 600-5597 RACCOON S GET OUT

ARE RACCOON S GOING THROUGH YOUR GARBAGE EVERY NIGHT? Do You Have Raccoon s hanging around your House or Business? Can’t let your Dogs out at Night because Raccoon s are in Your Backyard? Do you  smell an Odour when your Furnace Turns On? Are You Missing Shingles and Roof Vent Covers? Are Your Louver…

Ned And Auckmed Grabbed Another Beer & Stumbled into the Trailer.

 It was 3:00am morning on a Foggy October Saturday Night. Ned And Auckmed stumbled into the trailer. “So Auckmed what kind of sandwich do you want?” Ned Asked as he opened the fridge door looking to see what goodies Trista had left them. “Ohhhhh we’re gonna eat good tonight” Ned sings as he dances away…

MAN ALMOST GETS HIS PENIS CUT OFF IN A CASTLE!

Need a Bat Specialist? It’s that time of year everything Starts Getting a little Creepy. It’s getting Close to Halloween, Everyone seems to allow themselves to get freaked out this time of year. You start buying into all of the Psycho and Horror movies. It’s Starting to get allot colder at night. Leaves falling from…

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Jimmy WILL YOU SHUT UP we’re supposed to be sneak’n out! CRAP MAN!!!!! You’re Gonna Wake Up The Women Then We Won’t Be Able ta Go n Shoot Pool Down at the Riverside!

Do You Have a Bat Problem?

Do You Live WITH BATS? Have You Ignored Your Bat Problem thinking they’d Just….. #FlyAway? At First You Think… Ah… It’s Just a Stray Bat…. Then then Next Night… Just a Coincidence…. Once You Start Walkin Around the House with a Broom n a Mop…. You Start to think Maybe You have a Bat Problem…. Colony of…