Ned And Auckmed Grabbed Another Beer & Stumbled into the Trailer.

 It was 3:00am morning on a Foggy October Saturday Night. Ned And Auckmed stumbled into the trailer. “So Auckmed what kind of sandwich do you want?” Ned Asked as he opened the fridge door looking to see what goodies Trista had left them. “Ohhhhh we’re gonna eat good tonight” Ned sings as he dances away…

CARDBOARD CUTOUTS DO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS:AUCKMED LIVES!!!!

CARDBOARD CUTOUTS DO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS:AUCKMED LIVES!!!! “THat’s IT!!!!!”Trista had had ENOUGH OF AUCKMED AND NED AND THAT DAMN SKUNK!!!!!! She picked up Auckmed. Soaked in beer from Ned, his toilet paper wrapping was quickly dissolving. Auckmed was dying………..poor Auckmed. A Single tear ran down Ned’s face. He lifted his hat. Took off his glasses,” shit, I…

MAN ALMOST GETS HIS PENIS CUT OFF IN A CASTLE!

Need a Bat Specialist? It’s that time of year everything Starts Getting a little Creepy. It’s getting Close to Halloween, Everyone seems to allow themselves to get freaked out this time of year. You start buying into all of the Psycho and Horror movies. It’s Starting to get allot colder at night. Leaves falling from…

IT’S THE ROTTWEILERS VS THE CHIPMUNK  Fall…the time of year when you always feel tired. Myself, I find everyone and everything very edgy, Especially people. Take a look around the next time you’re out and about. It’s getting close to Christmas, so the Malls are starting to fill up with bitchy people. All starting early…

I WOKE UP TO A RACCOON IN MY BATHROOM SINK!

woke up this morning, half a sleep I climbed out of bed. As I walked to the bathroom I scratched my head – trying to remembering the weird dream I had last night… It felt like My house was being invaded by something…. I remember hearing my dog barking and growling trying to protect me…..

MARSHAL’S LAW ON SKUNKS, RATS, MICE, RACCOONS IN MISSISSAUGA ONTARIO

MARSHAL’S LAW ON SKUNKS, RATS, MICE, RACCOONS IN MISSISSAUGA ONTARIO FIRE HAZZARD: TURNED OUT TO BE MURPHY’S LAW ON WHAT NOT TO DO…Just save your self the Time and Aggravation If you have a SKUNK Call @AnimalsGetOut  Services (226) 600-5597 Save Yourself the Headache I had… Ken Stevens, Mississauga, Ontario, Canada I set a trap to catch a Skunk……

(226) 600-5597 DID YOU HEAR THAT NOISE?

What If They Have Been In Your House for Months and You Haven’t Even Known Till Last Night….. When You Heard a Noise .. Then Banging… Growling Now – Tonight The Kids are Crying and Your Wife is Screaming at You… Your Wife URGING you to ” Go Up There and Check… You Stop “NO…

#THEBATMAN: HOW ARE BATS ENTERING MY HOME?

WHAT’S A SEARCH Bat ? A SEARCH Bat  – IS A Bat THAT  WILL SQUEEZE BETWEEN THE LITTLE GAPS IN YOUR BRICK It may take the bats a while to get through but what else do they have to do with their time? Bats have nothing else to do but figure out how to get…

Toronto I Think V’we Have a Squirrel Problem

CHIPMUNKS! MAN YOUUUUUUUUUR BATTLE STATIONS!!!!!! Ayeeeeee Those Black Squirrels are in the Trees!!!  They’re After Our Nuts for Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE PROTECTS YOUR NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD THE LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO”NA LET THEM PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!COME ON BOYZZZ WE CAN DO’T Oooooh MAN DOWN!!!!!!!!!! Sorry Charlie! MEDIC MEDIC MAN DOWN!!!! Oooh the Carnage of War!!!!!!!! Don’t Worry Sarg they Won’t Get Past Us!…