Climbed in through the Roof Vents of an Old Hotel in Cambridge…
There Was a Colony of Bats Runnin the Joint…
They Moe-s-y’d Up to the Bar …
Joey Raccoon Asked “What’s On Tap?”
Johnny Squirrel Asked ” Hey…. ya Got any Nuts?” Raccoon Chimed in “Ya Any Mice Around?” I’m Starve’n?”
“Sit on Down Boys We have Everything You Need Here at the #RoyalOakHotel
We Could Use Some Muscle Around Here…. Interested in a Job?
Room n Board and the Occasional Female in it for Ya….What Do Ya Say Boys?” #TheDon #TheBattyManager Said As He Gave a Mafia Like Wink n Nod – “A O Over Here
The Worker Bats Fluttered Around Pouring them Glasses and Getting them Plates of Food as the Manager Motioned them to a Booth… Ruthie It’s on Me Tonight….
Make Sure The Boys Get Everything They Need… If Ya Know What I Mean…..Well Enjoy Tonight Boys and Then Tomorrow Night you’ll Start Workin For Me….” And With a Nod n a Wink He Flew Off Yellin To the Boys To …”Get Ta Work!”
Just then Some Mice Scurry in and the Worker Bats Yell “DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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