Did You Hear That Stan?!?!?
“Stan Wake Up!!!!
There’s Something on the Roof!!!!”Marg Exclaimed As She Literally Pushed Stan off of the Bed….
“WHAT THE HELL DID YA PUSH ME OFF THE BED FOR?!?!?!?!”Stan Was Now Awake aaaaaaaaaaaand Furious!!! Standing Up Scratching himself trying to wakeup.
[THUUUUUUUMPING and Running on the Roof]
“OOoooohHHHH DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!??!” As She Jumped Even Deeper Under The Covers.
“THAT”S IT THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED WE”RE ALL DOOMED!!!” Marg is Now Under the Covers With Just her Eyes Peaking Out….
As Stan Grabs Ol’Faithful Leaning Beside the Nightstand and Turns The Light On…
[You can Hear Something Being Ripped off of The Roof and Marg Looses it!!!]
MARG Let’s out a Scream and Stan Grabs Her Mouth to Stifle it….
“SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….. We Don’t Know What’s Up There… Quiet! NOW!”
He Looks at Marg and takes her face in his hands and gives her that look that always Calms her down…. and Stan Calmly But Firmly Says…
“GRAB THE PHONE DIAL 911…
If anything happens hit Enter n Run.”
You Know What Just Go to the Neighbors…. and Get Greg For Ok…I’m Going to check this out!!!!”
“Get Beth To Pour you a Glass of Wine… You’ve been watching too Many Aliens Shows….I Got This…HehEheh Probably Just a Mouse” This Calms Mary Down and She Quickly Hightails it to the Neighbors to get Greg and That Wine.
After Marg Left and its was Quiet….
IT WASN”T QUIET… Whatever was on the Roof Was NOW INSIDE THE ATTIC WALKING AROUND!!!!
Stan Says To Himself ” SHIT THAT”S NO MOUSE!!! “
So He Goes To the Kitchen to Wait For Greg and Grabs a beer…..
Just as He’s Hunting around for Weaponry Greg Comes in Brandishing a Bat
“HEY STAN WHAT THE HECK…. MARG SAID YOU HAD ALIENS OR A MOUSE??!?!?! WHAT”S GOIN ON?!??!”
Stan Hands him a Beer and tells him what’s gone on so far as they down their beers and look for Padding…. They Could Hear whatever was in the Attic WAS NOT HAPPY and there was More than One….Because Now They Were Fighting!
So They Get Prepared and Get The Stepladder under The Attic Hatch…..
Greg Gives Stan a Sheepish Look….” Stan You Don’t Really Think it’s Aliens Do Ya?”
Stan Gives a Very Un-confident ” I Don’t Believe in Aliens….Na We’re Good Greg No Worries….”
There Hadn’t been any noise for the Attic Since they had Made Noise Putting Up The Ladder. Stan Not At all Sure What he was going to find…Veeeeeeeery Sloooooowly Edges up the Lid to the Attic….
Stan Whispers “i can’t see anything…hand me the flashlight…”
[Greg Hands Him The Flashlight Then Takes The Batting Stance ] With Greg Ready To Pound Whatever it is into The Cheap Seats… Stan Turns Back to the Hatch….. Just to Catch Something Run Across the Attic… “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?” He Drops The Hatch Back Down and Skids Backwards down the Ladder….”GREG THERE’S SOMETHING UP THERE!”
“Hey Greg You’re an Inspector Why Don’t You Go on Up there n See What You Think? HUH :)”
“Stan I’m a MEAT Inspector….OMG…..What if It Can Smell Me?”
” No It’s your House I Got Your Back Stan I don’t wanna Step on Your Toes….You You Go Ahead”
So Back Up the Ladder Stan Goes and Greg Hands him the Flashlight and Regains His Pose…
This Time When He Opens the Lids There’s a Growl and when he shines the Flashlight…….
There are three sets of Yellow Eyes!
One of The Pairs Lunge at the Opening and Stan Slams down the Lid….
“Ok [Stan put’s his hand on Greg’s Shoulder]
I Think We Need To Call Someone… Let’s Go to the Computer”
So Stan Found @AnimalsGetOut online and Called (519)893-PEST
Stand Had a Raccoon Family Move into his Attic That Night
#AnimalsGetOut Went To WAR on his Raccoon Problem
Because…That’s What They Do!
Replaced The Vent That the Raccoon s Ripped off…
Did a Complete Attic Inspection To check Stan’s Wiring
and For Safe Measure #RaccoonProofed Greg’s House
See No Aliens 🙂